It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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