windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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