i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
