summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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