Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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