They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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