need another drink. this is the easiest way
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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