Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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