He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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