hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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