playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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