I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
