I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Your mouth is God's brothel.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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