From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Actions speak louder than pants.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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