: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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