he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We have started to decorate penises.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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