she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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