I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
