We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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