Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
