This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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