so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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