I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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