your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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