if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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