is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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