it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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