Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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