Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
my being single is dangerous.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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