I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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