i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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