So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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