Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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