Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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