so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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