It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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