She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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