Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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