elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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