Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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