Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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