Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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