the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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