You're so nebulous sometimes
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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