Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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