Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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