She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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