is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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