You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Dicks are not precious.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
