The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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