that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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