i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
The air taste purple.
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